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These are actual comments left on Forest Service comment cards by backpackers completing wilderness camping trips:

  • "A small deer came into my camp and stole my bag of pickles. Is there a way I can get reimbursed? Please call."
  • "Escalators would help on steep uphill sections."
  • "Instead of a permit system for hikers, the Forest Service needs to reduce worldwide population growth to limit the number of visitors to wilderness."
  • "Trails need to be wider so people can walk while holding hands."
  • "Trails need to be reconstructed. Please avoid building trails that go uphill."
  • "Too many bugs and leeches and spiders and spider webs. Please spray the wilderness to rid the area of these pests."
  • "Please pave the trails so they can be plowed of snow in the winter."
  • "Chairlifts need to be in some places so that we can get to wonderful views without having to hike to them."
  • "Need more signs to keep area pristine."
  • "A McDonald's would be nice at the trailhead."
  • "The places where trails do not exist are not well marked."
  • "Too many rocks in the mountains."
  • "The coyotes made too much noise last night and kept me awake. Please eradicate these annoying animals."


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