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Jokes 'n Fun Joke-O-Matic

At Jokes 'n Fun.com we're constantly adding to our Master Joke List, which we keep hidden in the Joke Vault, safe from prying eyes. Then we realized how stupid that was, and we came up with the Joke-O-Matic to solve that problem. The Joke-O-Matic serves our jokes up a few at a time, nice and neat- no muss, no fuss. There are currently over 5,000 jokes in the Joke-O-Matic. To get more jokes just click the "More jokes please!" button below. You can also browse our jokes by category if you prefer.

 
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A drunk walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, buy everyone in the house
a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill."

So, the bartenderdoes just that, and hands the man the bill.

The drunk says, "I haven'tgot it."

The barte . . .

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I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.

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The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:
  • free yorkshire terrier.
    8 years old. Hateful little dog.
  • free puppies:
    1/2 cocker spaniel
    1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog
  • free puppies...part german shepherd
    part stupid dog . . .

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